It’s the Most Stressful Time of the Year

A slight re-do of the famous Andy Williams song.

It’s the most stressful time of the year.
With the kids over tired,
And everyone crying,
You all need a beer,
It’s the most stressful time of the year.

It’s the crap-crappiest season of all.
With the big Christmas dinner,
You’re not getting thinner,
And your clothes are too small…
It’s the crap-crappiest season of all.

There’s nativities for sorting,
And presents for importing,
And cold hands cos you’re out in the snow.
There’ll be elf on the shelf,
And trying not to stuff yourself,
with Quality Streets all in one go.

It’s the most stressful time of the year.
There’ll be much present buying,
And trying not to crying,
Well, maybe one tear,
It’s the most stressful time of the year.

INSTRUMENTAL

Woman looking stressed wrapping gifts

 

 

 

 

 

There’ll be parties to head to,
When you’d rather be in bed to,
And 1000 times of saying no…
When the kids are driving you crazy,
and your husbands being lazy,
And you just want them all to go…

It’s the most stressful time,
Yes, the most stressful time,
Oh the most stressful time,
Of the yearrrrrrr.

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