BuzzFeed made me do it.
I love those BuzzFeed lists. Especially the ones where it mentions somewhere local to you or a place you’ve been, or things you remember in the 90’s…and their quizzes (that I never share the answers to because they’re too true and my parents are on Facebook) and their videos about how to create a perfect fishtail plait (still not perfected it). But I have found that checking your Facebook feed at 11.30pm on a Sunday and clicking on a BuzzFeed list, when you should really be in bed asleep, is not a good plan.
10 Gorgeous Bras.
Ooo, I thought, I love a gorgeous bra. Click.
- Nice
- Nice (if you have no boobs)
- Nice if you don’t have to wear anything over it
- Nice (if you have no boobs)
- Nice (if you are a size zero and have no boobs)
- Nice
- Ooo, really nice…’You can get this from Ann Summers’…click, damn it- didn’t mean to click that link…
- Ooo more nice bras…
- Ooo a sale…
- A sale that is only on for another 30 mins!!
- ‘Type in your bra size’…type, type, click,
- Ooo bras in my size!! (doesn’t often happen)
- Ooo, I like that one
- Ooo they have matching knickers
- Ooo, they’re in the sale
- Ooo, Add to basket, click, click…
- Well I might as well have a look at the rest of what they have on offer…
- Ooo, Add to basket, click
- Ooo, Add to basket, click…
- Checkout, ah well I don’t have my card on me so never…
- Ooo pay by PayPal, enter password, click, click, confirm order, click.
And that, my friends is why you should not read BuzzFeed posts late at night and, why I had to go and collect a large parcel from my new neighbours this evening which, not so subtly, said it was from GOLD GROUP HOUSE and to send any returns to AS Ltd.
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