I love those BuzzFeed lists. Especially the ones where it mentions somewhere local to you or a place you’ve been, or things you remember in the 90’s…and their quizzes (that I never share the answers to because they’re too true and my parents are on Facebook) and their videos about how to create a perfect fishtail plait (still not perfected it).  But I have found that checking your Facebook feed at 11.30pm on a Sunday and clicking on a BuzzFeed list, when you should really be in bed asleep, is not a good plan.

10 Gorgeous Bras.

Ooo, I thought, I love a gorgeous bra. Click.

1. Nice
2. Nice (if you have no boobs)
3. Nice if you don’t have to wear anything over it
4. Nice (if you have no boobs)
5. Nice (if you are a size zero and have no boobs)
6. Nice
7. Ooo, really nice…’You can get this from Ann Summers’…click, damn it- didn’t mean to click that link…
8. Ooo more nice bras…
9. Ooo a sale…
10. A sale that is only on for another 30 mins!!
11. ‘Type in your bra size’…type, type, click,
12. Ooo bras in my size!! (doesn’t often happen)
13. Ooo, I like that one
14. Ooo they have matching knickers
15. Ooo, they’re in the sale
16. Ooo, Add to basket, click, click…
17. Well I might as well have a look at the rest of what they have on offer…
18. Ooo, Add to basket, click
19. Ooo, Add to basket, click…
20. Checkout, ah well I don’t have my card on me so never…
21. Ooo pay by PayPal, enter password, click, click, confirm order, click.

And that, my friends is why you should not read BuzzFeed posts late at night and, why I had to go and collect a large parcel from my new neighbours this evening which, not so subtly, said it was from GOLD GROUP HOUSE and to send any returns to AS Ltd.